Monday, April 21, 2008

Pirate jokes

What is a pirate's favorite color?
Why, arrange, of course!
What kind of socks do pirates prefer??
Arrgyle! Isn't it obvious??
How much do a pirate's earrings cost?
A buccaneer! Get it?? A buck an ear. Ha!
Where do pirates keep their buccaneers?
Under their buccan-hats!!
HAR! HAR!
What is really a pirate's favorite letter?
A P!!! Because it's an R but it's missing a leg!!